ok, ok. The title of this post is probably boring you already. I promise not to wax poetic on the wisdom I've gained, my lofty perspectives on life...you've heard it all before. yada. yada.
Let me just say this - I am freakin' tired of getting the email about, "Lose Menopausal Weight Gain - Naturally!!" Yes, there are always TWO exclamation points. When did the memo go out to the universe that I was menopausal? Cause', hey people, The "M" Monster has not reared it's ugly, hairy-chinned head and looked in my direction. Of course "M" is aware of my existence and is planning wonderfully horrible things, I'm sure. But I've got a big surprise for "M" - I am fit, strong and ready to wrestle her bony ass down. If she ever deigns to come my way, that is. I may have scared her off.
Attitude, baby. Attitude.
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